Revelations of Ray

Ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?

Morons.

 

become my minion

Your Everyday Nuggets of Wisdom

Nibble on the nuggets

Finding and Keeping Your Eternal Companion

find the juan

Lies I’ve Told You

I'm not liable for this

Disclaimer

this really should go without saying, but it’s probably best that you don’t listen to anything I say.

xoxo, gossip girl

 

address

as if, you creep

phone

don’t call me

email

please don’t